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✨ A Guide for the Enthusiastic Unemployed: Certificates of Absurdity ✨

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Unemployment isn't the end; it's a gateway to mastering the art of the irrelevant. 🎓 Fill your days with bizarre courses and decorative certificates while keeping up appearances on LinkedIn. 😉

🔥 Expect to:
🎯 Choose interests you never cared about.
📚 Hunt for courses with hilariously specific, useless titles.
🤝 Network with motivational emojis.
📑 Upgrade your résumé... or just make it longer.

😅 The result?
No job, but a collection of absurd stories and the prestigious title of "Certified Meme Manager with a Gender Perspective."

💡 Because in the unemployment limbo, those who laugh last... are probably editing their LinkedIn headline.All Rights Reserved

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The Unemployed Optimist's Guide to Certified Nonsense
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