(HxH) And They Were Roommates

At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on.

Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?"

You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks.

You decided against it, "Something like that."

"You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed.

Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches.

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Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission.

So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them.

Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more.

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This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns.

TRIGGER WARNINGS
•Hisoka shows up twice
• Hisoka might be mentioned more than once
•Mentions of murder/blood
•Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka
•Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name
•Mentions of torture
•This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh
•Manipulative/toxic behaviors
•The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned
•Constantly changing writing styles
•Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home?
•But only in a negative light
•He gets traumatized by cards I swear
•Author is a silly little guy

Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it.
Don't own any art used i