ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵒʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱˢˡᵃⁿᵈ

Archie Hayes...how to describe this damned child?

Many would say unlucky, having been born with a slew of learning disabilities leaving him practically illiterate to a druggie mum and an alcoholic father.

Many would also say friendly, maybe too much so... I mean, maybe it would be best if he just stopped trying to get a new father figure and focused on how to get off of this damned island-

Wait, I haven't told you about the island?

Well, what do you want me to do? Spoil this poorly written story?