13 Going on 23

Heeey :3 It's me. I'm back. I'm not dead. Which is an awful surprise considering I wrote my obituary years ago, believing the fact that I did die, but I didn't, so man, what are the chances?

Anyways remember those "LOL so random XD" books I made way back when? Well, consider this book to be one of those but now with the thoughts, feelings, opinions, humor, maturity, and language of an almost-23 year old. No, I'm not 23 yet, but I will be soon, so it counts. Plus it makes the title sound better.

This is essentially a public journal though. Read if you want, idc if you don't.