The Shortcomings and Inadequacies of an early 2000's Middle Class White Family

Mom is a borderline alcoholic undiagnosed Borderline who peaked in high school. Dad is an overbearing helicopter conspiracy theorist who, despite warning against the dangers of technology, decided to install 12 ring cameras inside his 2000 square foot home and hooked his treadmill up to Wi-Fi.

Toss in a five year old with alarmingly violent frenzies, her older brother (said five year old's domestic abuse victim seething with rage at being unable to defend himself), and their lackluster daughter who may or may not be mentally impaired and did not talk until she was four.

Finally, throw in some well meaning but stern and opinionated grandparents, another set of grandparents who say the N word with a hard R, and for the hell of it a third pair of grandparents, one of which shot at his long term girlfriend who he refuses to marry even into old age during a Vietnam flashback.

These ingredients highlight the perfect disastrous recipe for the downfall of an inadequate white family of the early 2000's.