The Book Of: Random!!!
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Ongoing11m
Last published Sat, May 16, 2015
"The only time when you'll be funny and random is when pigs fly."
"Really? Cause my pig is on the next flight to Japan."
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"Did you know that I'm screwing your sister?"
"And did you know she used to be my brother?"
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"HEY LOOK IT'S YOUR HOUSE!" *points at dumpster*
"No that's where Hairy the Hobo lives you idiot. Hi Hairy!"
"Howdy!"
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"I need to clean my life up."
"Here's some bleach. Start fresh."
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