The Book Of: Random!!!
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"The only time when you'll be funny and random is when pigs fly."
"Really? Cause my pig is on the next flight to Japan."
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"Did you know that I'm screwing your sister?"
"And did you know she used to be my brother?"
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"HEY LOOK IT'S YOUR HOUSE!" *points at dumpster*
"No that's where Hairy the Hobo lives you idiot. Hi Hairy!"
"Howdy!"
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"I need to clean my life up."
"Here's some bleach. Start fresh."
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