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Last published Mon, Nov 25, 2024
Ling Tian, a ridiculously overpowered and incredibly lazy cultivator, is born on a mountaintop amidst cosmic chaos. Guided by a sassy, sentient system, he rebuilds the once-great Taiyi Sect by recruiting a band of equally eccentric and powerful disciples.
Together, they face a series of absurd challenges, from battling a cheese-fueled Rat King and his rodent army to crashing the Celestial Emperor's exclusive banquet and resolving a conflict with a haiku contest. Ling Tian's nonchalant demeanor and unintentional displays of destructive power quickly make him a legend in the cultivation world.
He conquers the Jade Emperor's Gauntlet, accidentally unleashes apocalyptic power, and forms an alliance with the Jade Emperor himself. But even with his newfound responsibilities in the Celestial Realm, Ling Tian never loses his love for napping and his talent for causing chaos.
When the terrifying Demon Lord Xaos threatens to plunge the universe into eternal darkness, Ling Tian and his disciples rise to the challenge, their combined power shaking the very foundations of reality. In an epic clash of light and darkness, Ling Tian defeats Xaos, saving the Celestial Realm and cementing his status as the Unbothered Ascendant.
Throughout their adventures, Ling Tian and his disciples engage in witty banter, cause hilarious mayhem, and face increasingly ridiculous villains, all while navigating the complexities of the cultivation world and the celestial bureaucracy. And through it all, the Supreme Ascension System provides snarky commentary, cryptic advice, and a never-ending stream of surprises.
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