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don't touch me, I'm a real live wire

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Time 6h 33m

Reads 18,078
Votes 257
Parts 18
Time 6h 33m

Mature

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After a particularly spooky Halloween week, everyone's fave rugby player contends with the post-show blues (and some potential feelings for her partner). Luckily - or unluckily - she might have some help.

Contains strong language and sexual content (references/allusions/language).All Rights Reserved

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