Hi, I'm Iris Carmichael and I'm asking myself where it all went wrong. How did I get here? What spark ignited this shit show that is now my life? It probably started from birth. Fish dad, secretary mom. Well, actually, no. What ignited this fire was a much bigger spark than questioning how my birth was even humanly possible. The flame that started this whole dumpster fire was I guess Number Five. It all started back when Number Five returned to 2019 in an attempt to stop the apocalypse.