What is the Statistical Improbability of Finding Love in Your Top Hat?
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A slow-burn romance between Fontaine's most esteemed magician and its most methodical bureaucrat. When Lyney proposes the idea of working together with the Keeper (with reluctance), both discover their carefully maintained facades hiding something far more dangerous. Featuring precise protocols, captivating charm, and the art of pretending not to care. [Lyney x Reader]
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