Closer | Good Omens X Male!OC/Reader

Stupid vampire forgets he's a vampire and tries to eat Aziraphale but he chill. Lowkey kind of a freakster tho.

WARNING: Brits written by an American

Inspired by the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails

Cover art is by me; I do not own Good Omens or any of its characters.

A/N: Hey guys, so I actually don't give a rat's ass about this book at all because 1. I have other things I'm working on and 2. this "Good Omens" hyperfixation is probably going to burn itself out by the end of the month (I binge watched the entire series yesterday). So don't be *super* annihilated if I suddenly stop putting time into this very minimally-planned, impulsively written fanfic. If someone is actually obsessing over this story then MAYBE I'll finish it. Just say the words.