In which Kushina rants about plots that are dull and have no flavour, and mistakes some writers make. She will also bash on annoying cliches noticed on more than necessarily fit occasions. All characters in the story belong to Masashi Kishimoto, I only own the plot (which technically isn't a plot, but you get my point). Warning: this is for entertainment purposes only, I'm not pointing fingers here, so please no hate. If you are an author whose committed something mentioned here and feel offended, I'm sorry. Her character is very witty and there will be swearing here and there. Edit: I took this down and so I'm reposting it now. First published 2015 - 2016. On hiatus atm.