So It Goes

4.5 billion years. That's how old Earth is said to be. 4.543 billion; to be closer to exact. But how old is Heaven? How old is Hell? How did it start, and how did it end? Who's supposed to be the main character if there's 8.2 billion people on Earth? All 8 billion of them can't possibly share the title, so who is it, really? What do you know about angels? About Demons? About two brothers, an old drunk, and their own fallen companion? There's many ways this story could start, but none of them make perfect sense, so to speak. Details are hazy, everyone tells it different, and I'm either the good guy or the bad guy, depending on who's listening; that changes the whole meaning of the story. It's gonna be messy. It's not gonna be perfect chronological order. It's not straight to the point. And I know I'm gonna sound insane, but bare with me. My name is Castiel. I'm an angel of the Lord, and I wanna tell you my story. I wanna tell you everything.