Prank (Radioapple)

After the extermination Lucifer decided to stay in the hotel with his daughter, her girlfriend, and the other sinners. He was getting along with everyone except for one that constantly picked a fight with him. She tried everything to get them to get along but one day Angel Dust, one of the sinners, decided to play a prank on them. He didn't think it would get that bad but turns out Lucifer's immune to what he did but Alastor is not. What did Angel Dust do? Read to find out and this is a what if story. Oh yeah Lilith Divorced Lucifer 167 years ago but they stayed together in the same house to raise Charlie. Charlie doesn't know that they are divorced. I don't like people that cheat on their wife or anyone or anything like that so I always make the people divorced sorry not sorry. Oh and Lilith has been gone for 17 years not 7. This is my au.
Ships
Alastor x Lucifer-> Radioapple
Charlie x Vaggie-> Chaggie
Husk x Angel Dust-> HuskerDust

Yes I aware that Alastor is canonically Asexual but that doesn't mean people who are ace cannot be in a romantic relationship with another person. Because I am Asexual. I'm okay with reading about sex content, but never I mean, never talking about it out loud.

Google;

Asexuality is generally defined as experiencing little to no sexual attraction to others. However, it is not a "one-size-fits-all" orientation. People on the asexual spectrum have widely varying relationships with sexual content and behavior:

Aegosexuality: This is a specific identity where someone may enjoy reading, writing, or consuming sexual content (often called "smut" or erotica), but they feel no desire to be a participant in those scenarios themselves. The attraction is felt in the abstract or from a detached perspective.

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Sweet Revenge has two parts.
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