One-offs

I'm an avid Pinterest scroller and have an absolutely massive imagination, so I guess stupid images and stories connoted with pictures come together perfectly...
Please don't look at the pictures before reading the story, cause that takes all of the fun out of it.
Oh yeah, also all of my "inspiration" is appropriate to all audiences and were in the public domain, just putting that out because.
Anyways, have fun *heart emoticon*