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Kirk Sandblaster: Space Adventurer (Preview)

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adventure comedy humour parody sci-fi space

When it comes to adventure, there are many names that you could mention. However, when you're talking adventure and a penchant for having sandwiches during said venture, then there's only one name out there.

OK, there's probably still plenty of other names out there, but only one is spelt K-I-R-K S-A-N-D-B-L-A-S-T-E-R.

That's right! Kirk Sandblaster, rogue of the Quadrants, ex-member of the Galactic Army Force, and all round pain in the Universia buttocks. The bequiffed Human from planet Earth rides along the galaxy in his rusted ship, The Bounty, and is looking for the kind of treasure that makes beings teeth fall out. In excitement, that is. It's not THAT kind of treasure...

Along the way, he recruits a hulking Zaarian named Xlaar, whose powersuited body and battle-savvy makes him an invaluable asset to a man who prefers to sit back and spout one-liners. Follow them both as they source treasure maps, get foxed by sneaky Brellian bandits, and chased by dastardly Ghurian pirates.

Will they find the treasure they're looking for? Will The Bounty stand firm against the rigours of the asteroid-like Haken Belt? And will Xlaar resist punching Sandblaster firmly in his square jaw? Find out, as you jump on board with...

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