The Jew-hating Fat ass has a Jewish Cousin

There has been a lot of chatter about new kid coming to town. They say it's a girl and she's Jewish, that means that Kyle, a ginger, wouldn't be the only Jewish kid in the whole town anymore. But nobody knew was that Eric Cartman, the fat antisemite, was actually her 14th cousin once removed and were actually really close friends.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own South Park or any of the rights to it or its characters. those credits go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Slight alt version of "My Life in the Rocky Mountains" the other South Park fanfiction that I've been writing. Please read that one when you have a chance. This one just gives a slightly different perspective.
This is basically a "What if I was in South Park" au. Also uses "South Park: Stick of Truth" map.

Trigger warning may include: foul language, death, smoking, and use of alcohol. If you feel uncomfortable with any of these topics please don't read if you feel is best for you.

Please be kind and any rude and or insensitive comments will have the person reported. So if you have something not as nice, it better be constructive.
(I'm fed up and pissed off with people going on to a piece of content that they knew they wouldn't like, just to rip on it and make people feel bad)