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Let Them Eat Burgers (Book 1)

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Ben's life is a harmony of precision, revolving around the golden moment every morning when he gets to steal a glimpse of the girl of his dreams. That is, until she unexpectedly speaks to him, setting off a chain of events that leads to Ben finding the tyrannical leader of a rogue totalitarian state washed up on the beach.

Can Ben hold his life and sanity together, while the chaotic whims of fate threaten to tear him apart?All Rights Reserved

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