Wining and Pining

Zeppeli's Wine, Beer, & Spirits is supposed to be a respectable establishment! An upscale market where folks can shop for a wide range of beverage alcohol ranging from local craft beers to imported spirits, sugary party pleasers to small batch vintage wines. The hell was Caesar thinking, giving the most disaster-prone man he knows a job in a place where things are both valuable and breakable?

Joseph goddamn Joestar has been trying his limited patience for the past few weeks.

[An AU where Caesar runs a liquor store in Little Italy, Gyro is the eccentric sommelier, Johnny only drinks bourbon, and Joseph is a loveable mess.]

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