The Mike Lectures
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Last published Wed, Dec 18, 2024
A series of humorous, insightful and one sided rants by a middle aged chef named Mike at a small cafe. Mike's foil is a mostly quiet young man (around 21) known simply as "the kid" who is experiencing growing pains in the harsh light of modern society. Join us as Mike helps "the kid" navigate life while himself learning a thing or two as he gets into situations that often confuse Mike with interesting results.
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