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The Mike Lectures

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Reads 33
Votes 3
Parts 7
Time 14m

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A series of humorous, insightful and one sided rants by a middle aged chef named Mike at a small cafe.  Mike's foil is a mostly quiet young man (around 21) known simply as "the kid" who is experiencing growing pains in the harsh light of modern society. Join us as Mike helps "the kid" navigate life while himself learning a thing or two as he gets into situations that often confuse Mike with interesting results.All Rights Reserved

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Finding Balance!

I am the best and i have countless awards to show for it. My restaurants are known all over the world. I can stand with giants and they will notice me because am the best there is and i earned it at the age of 26. Not many Chefs can stand and make the same claim as i. My restaurant is everything to me and i will not allow anything to distract my focus. All i have ever done is give. Even when my father told me to be cautious i ignored him and decided to trust a man that i barely knew and it cost my family everything. I have watched my father suffer for my mistakes but am going to make it right, for my sake and my family's. I will not allow anything to distract me nor will i allow my heart to be broken ever again.