Domestic Human Davekat Oneshots

"Fuck, where are the Cheerios?"
"I put them in the cupboard, Marcy keeps getting to them."

Dave and Karkat have only been engaged for a few weeks, and are still getting the hang of living together. Follow these dorks as they figure out how to adult with other adults and find the meaning of life.
Nah, just kidding. They are dorks though. This lil' log for the happy gay (well, bi and pan, if you ask the author) days of Karks and Insufferable Pric- Dave as they live life.

Trust me, it's gonna be a looong, bumpy ride.