❦ In a world where people overreact about tiny, passable things such as pranks and practical jokes, a teacher and a student are forced to quit their romcom and run away together as a psychopathic, violent, enraged murderer chases them in the form of a beloved snack...
The banana peel limbs shot out and curled around Andrew's neck, lifting him up and strangling him. He choked, grasping and grabbing at them - dropping the water gun.
"Andrew!" Clara yelled and got ready to throw a lit match.
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I wrote this because romcoms without banana monsters are old news.