Let's Not Fall In Love

One day, two women meet on the subway. The recently dumped Lingling is recovering from a broken heart, and Orm is grappling with the open-ish relationship she has with her long-distance boyfriend. They decide that they're going to become friends. The kind of friends who also have totally casual, no-strings-attached, nobody's-catching-feelings sex. What could go wrong?

As Love puts it: "Orm. This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. And I'm including the time that you set fire to your own hair and nearly burned the house down trying to do some spell you found on YouTube to make Troy Bolton materialize in real life and marry you."

Or: Lingling and Orm go around New York City eating food and banging each other until their feelings eat away at them, and Love tries not to have an aneurysm about it.

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Converted from powergrape's Bizarre Love Triangle. All credit goes to the original writer.