"Think of it as a... scholarship opportunity," Phil the manager said with an eerily sinister look on his face. "You want to pay me?" I asked, bewildered, "to be his girlfriend?" He shook his head and rose from his seat and began walking around his office. "Not really his girlfriend, sweetheart," he cooed, coming over to pat my head and I raised my eyebrows because he was confusing me. I looked over to Harry, who was staring unblinkingly into space. Phil sat down again in his seat. "No, you're not really going to be his girlfriend, my girl," he repeated. Harry coughed loudly. "Because after all," Phil continued, "it all disappears when the lights go off."