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The Diary of A World Class Nobody

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Reads 67
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Parts 6
Time 9m

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Hi, my name is Britain Lark, people call me Brit and Brett, and I let them because I'm nice like that. It's actually just Brit, which I think was a typo for Brett, because my parents raised me on canola oil and saturated fats. To be clear, it means nonsense.

This is my diary, where I write events that occurred in my life. Some which may seem completely unrealistic and they may very well not be. Nothing follows the other. Just nonsense.

Unsponsored humor. Maybe.All Rights Reserved

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