The Wardrobe Paradox

The Wardrobe Paradox is a darkly comic mystery set aboard a deep-space transport pod where five mismatched crew members drift through a three-year mission-and each other's increasingly frayed sanity. Amid the synthetic smell of prefab meals and the hum of recycled air, their claustrophobic routines unravel in strange, unsettling ways.

Em Si counts calories, chemicals, and seconds between the hums of the ship's systems. Woo Kie measures life in doses and spreadsheets. Together, they push the limits of reason, sharing whispered schemes and questionable substances while hiding inside the ship's one piece of actual furniture-a wardrobe that might not be as lifeless as it seems.

Meanwhile, Sir Dell clings to culinary rituals, Greg sleepwalks through half-finished musical compositions, and Tom-silent, unreadable, and eternally behind the couch-keeps to himself.

As oddities mount the crew's fragile grasp on reality buckles. What begins as dark humor spirals into intrigue, forcing them to ask: in a space where escape is impossible, what happens when the walls start listening?

A sharp blend of humor and suspense, The Wardrobe Paradox explores isolation, obsession, and the absurdity of being human-alone, together, and maybe not quite alone after all.