I'm Not Bent - The Inbetweeners
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Last published Sun, Dec 15, 2024
Neil paused to think for a moment- which he didn't often do- before responding. "Why don't we just share it?"
"Neil you're twice my fucking size"
"That's not what you said at the Christmas prom- You said I oughta put a sock over it"
"I'm not talking about your fucking dick- Whatever, just for the love of Christ don't piss yourself"
"I won't, Scout's honour"
"Good, cause I'm not cleaning your wee from the cushions"
"You won't, I won't wee" He stood and promptly began to remove his trousers.
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Fic in which Jay starts to realize he likes Neil a bit more than he probably should. Of course, he's the last person in the group to realize this. Except for maybe Neil.
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