Dart Monkey Fucks Himself With a Banana
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MatureComplete Sun, May 25, 2025<5 mins
Monkeys love bananas, but this one loves them a bit too much...
Don't try this at home. Always make sure whatever you're sticking up your ass has a flared base so you won't have to go to the hospital to remove it. No dart monkeys were harmed in the making of this story, but this one should consider himself lucky. Ah, the magic of fiction.
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