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The dance

Reads 64
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Parts 2
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Reads 64
Votes 17
Parts 2
Time 26m

Mature

fantasy-romance humor love romance wedding

like Leslie Nielsen? Me too. The ZAZ team (Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker) were masters dry wit, self-referential humor, and absurdity, defining a style that made Airplane! and The Naked Gun classics. Their rapid-fire comedy, deadpan delivery, and clever wordplay set them apart. The greatest writing team ever? Absolutely. An homage? Without a doubt. Fun?  Well Nordberg , You tell me.All Rights Reserved

fantasy-romance humor love romance wedding

Series

Worlds Of Within

Season 1
17 parts
Season 2
3 parts
Season 3
1 part
Season 4
2 parts
Season 5
4 parts
Season 6
1 part
Season 7
3 parts

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Broken Hearts Mend (Part Four Of For The Love Of Charming)

Frederica Hampton was the queen of odd jobs. She just couldn't settle on one thing at a time long enough, be it a man or a job. Pizza delivery, librarian, waitress... you name it, Freddie had done it. Most people in Charming knew that if you needed help with something, Freddie would be the one to call. When Fawn needs an electrician for the new store, she calls the daughter of Gemma's one-time best friend. When Chibs Telford sees Freddie for the first time, it's like lightning has struck. Although he's sure that she's it for him from their first meeting, can he convince the relationship-shy Freddie that he means business? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I own nothing to do with The Sons Of Anarchy or any of its characters. I only own my own original characters and storyline. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This will become mature in nature, reader discretion is advised.