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Dished Away

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Reads 112
Votes 59
Parts 6
Time 29m

absurd action-adventure comedy dishwashing humor jojo onepiece originalcharacter random satire unhinged

[a short story co-written with @ClaireValdez] 

Lorenzo loved to host massive banquets, but that also meant needing to wash a metric ton of dishes.  He used to rely on Matthew to do the job, but one day he learned...how to say no!  So when Isabell and Merete started brawling during one of his banquets, he locked them away and gave them Matthew's monumental task:  wash all of his dishes (or be cooked)!

With the help of Matthew, Isabell and Merete must work together if they stand a chance to regain their freedom.  Will they be able to do it?

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