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πŸ“šHow to become a depressed bookkeeper demonπŸ—
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Ongoing, First published Dec 17, 2024
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What if all of the unfinished and forgotten books in the world ended up in one singular place?

Klarisse's only goal in life as a bookkeeper and archivist is to read every single manuscript in her care and organize them for her clients.

Who are her clients you may ask? Well they simply are all the lost and wandering spirits from the underworld. 

You gotta keep entertained after your death, and books might as well be the best source for that around! 

Follow Klarisse's daily life as she suffers through agonizingly boring, exciting and even smutty books, and enjoy her sassy and judgmental personality, similar to that of a burnt out mcdonalds employee!
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