JOJO Bizzare Christmas Vacation

Back during sophomore year of highschool, on the last day of Christmas break, I couldn't sleep and pulled an all nighter and watched the entirety of Stardust Crusaders. In art class we had to draw something we did over Christmas break and I drew a bunch of Stardust Crusaders characters. We then had to write a short story combining everyone's drawing (there were like 7 people in my class) and everyone wrote like a couple sentences. I popped off and wrote whatever you could call this. Prepare yourself for sophomore year me being cracked out.