The Christmas Clash (Edward Cullen's Bauble Bonanza Romanza Extravaganza)

Edwin Cullen, formerly known as Twilight, has put his vampiric lifestyle behind him and has found a new passion in capitalist environmentalism and endeavours to rid the world of baubles and thus Christmas trees. He travels from the Biggest City to a small town called Jingle Belleville to turn a bauble farm into a tree to promote environmental trees.

Y/n Merrikris is a Christmas enthusiast who runs the pride of Jingle Belleville - the organic bauble farm 'Baubanzacle Baubanees Baubus Baubles'. She lives off the Christmas Spirit and hopes to bring joy through baubles to all the girls and boys and everyone else in her small town community.

When the two go head to head, they find their enemyship turning into loveship in this classical Chrimas tale of opposites protracting prior to attracting and tropes that are common to Christmasical stories. They also find that their heads fit very well together ;)

To our loyal Mountain Grazing Beethovens, we present you with a present this present Christmas and presently hope it brings some joy and love and presents into and outside your lives. If you haven't already bought a gift for your friends and/or family and/or enemies and/or political representatives, think about printing off this story into a physical book or simply (maybe complexingly if you don't have a copy or paste button) sharing the link as a present and they are sure to feel a certain way about it! Enjoy and Merry Easter!