How to Not Kill Your Husband
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Last published Sun, Dec 29, 2024
Mila thought marriage was supposed to be a partnership, not a one-woman survival show.
Between Aditya's endless laziness, his smelly socks in her drawers, and their constant bickering, Mila's patience is wearing dangerously thin. She's starting to wonder if her true soulmate is a sharp kitchen knife.
But Mila's plans to survive-or possibly commit-marital homicide take a surprising twist when she discovers her flat comes with unexpected roommates.
Meet the Godboles: a bickering ghostly couple tied to the apartment by a tragic past, determined to meddle in Mila's life. Mrs. Godbole, with her sharp wit and no-nonsense attitude, decides Mila could use a little supernatural intervention-and maybe some help escaping her emotionally draining marriage. But Mrs. Godbole's "help" is anything but ordinary, leading to chaos, misunderstandings, and Mila questioning everything she thought she wanted.
As if that weren't enough, there's Arjun, Mila's hopelessly smitten neighbor, who's dead set on being her knight in shining armor. Whether he's sabotaging Aditya or accidentally getting her into more trouble, Arjun's antics add to the hilarity-and Mila's confusion.
Caught between a meddling ghost, a bumbling suitor, and her own inner turmoil, Mila embarks on a journey of self-discovery, redemption, and maybe even a second chance at love. But can she untangle her heart without losing her mind-or her haunted home?
Perfect for fans of humor, lighthearted romance, and a touch of the supernatural, Haunted Hearts and Marital Mayhem is a witty tale of love, laughter, and the ghosts that refuse to let go.
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"What are you doing to me, Mila?" He asks against my neck. - "Why are you looking at me like that?" She asks softly. I want to kiss you. I don't break eye contact as I ask. "Like what?" She stays quiet for a second, and then looks away from my gaze, like she was afraid to see my reaction to what she was about to say. "Like this is real.." - 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐚 is a single mother trying her hardest to provide for her kids, after a one-night stand five years ago Mila was left with one of the biggest responsibilities of her life, at only 18 she hooked up and got pregnant by a guy whose name she didn't even know, what happens when five years later the two reunite and their mutual attraction ignites once again, only this time, stronger. 𝐆𝐢𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢 was a busy man, he had a mafia to run and it didn't help that his father was always breathing down his neck to find a bride to marry so he could have an heir to his not so glorious throne, deciding to satisfy his dads orders he sends out his men to find him a bride, what happens when the women he's faced with happens to the the women that has put an imprint in his mind for the past five years, the women who has left him with more then a memory and a hangover. Five years later, when they encounter each other again, his life and hers are thrown into chaos as they find themselves forced to confront the unexpected consequences of that one night. In this intense and emotionally charged story, two lives, two worlds, and two souls collide, and nothing will ever be the same again. ©️𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒
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