Fruitcake oneshots!

I am, unfortunately, very much in-love with this ship and can't find stories of them ANYWHERE (I know theres probably an insane amount of them, but I can't find interesting ones for the LIFE of me.) I resorted to making my OWN little series of oneshots. The different parts are NOT connected to each-other (unless otherwise stated!) Won't do smut, maybe light implications (or HEAVY implications, it depends)!