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HAPPY HOLIDAYS - OR ELSE
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Complete, First published Dec 20, 2024
For mortals, the holidays are a time of cheer and tradition. For the Fae, they are an odd, mortal curiosity-one they've never been bold (or bored) enough to explore. But when Heather suggests a Christmas gathering, Jude and her unlikely patchwork family decide to take the plunge into festive chaos.

Between Oriana's sharp tongue in the kitchen, Cardan's cheeky charm, and Madoc's hawk-like glare, the holiday spirit struggles to survive the whirlwind of Fae and mortal dynamics. As gifts are exchanged and old tensions resurface, it's clear that no one in this family-including Jude, Cardan, or even little Oak-will emerge from this day unscathed by awkward moments, unexpected sentimentality, and maybe even a little joy.

Join the High King and Queen of Elfhame, along with their motley crew, as they navigate mismatched socks, enchanted gifts, and the question of whether peace can ever truly reign-not just in Elfhame, but at the dinner table.

A heart-warming and chaotic holiday one-shot that proves even the most powerful of Faerie royalty can't escape the spirit of Christmas.
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