𝗖𝗥𝗬 𝗠𝗘 𝗔 𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥,,, ᴇɴɴᴇᴀᴅ x ᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ.

˗ˏˋ 🍄 ‿︵‧ 𝘇𝗭𝘇﹒𓏭 ⊂ 🍒 ,,, You wake up in the middle of 𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚.

A golden field stretches endlessly in every direction, the sun is frying you alive, and the air smells suspiciously... 𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩.

Last thing you remember? Lounging in bed, minding your 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. Now you're sweating buckets in what looks to be Egypt.

Oh, and your powers? 𝙈𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙔 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙀.

Rumor has it your 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡, 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 spouse got fed up (𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣). Something about "𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽," and a bit of "𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀," blah, blah, blah ,,, details are fuzzy. But now you're stuck here. No thunderbolts. No escape. Just a lot of cryptic hieroglyphs, an oddly buff bird-headed dude, and one very unhelpful talking puppy (𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙞𝙙?).

Your mission? Survive this scorching sand trap, dodge Egyptian gods who don't know the concept of personal space, and figure out how to get home. Preferably before you lose your sanity... or worse, your dignity.

It's a battle of egos, divine grudges, and a never-ending heatwave. But hey, what's a little punishment from a partner when you're... well, 𝙮𝙤𝙪?

Who 𝙖𝙧𝙚 you, anyway? Guess you'll find out soon enough ˗ˏˋ🫀‿︵

◞💋◟　𓎟𓎟　 ,,, 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 𝗗𝗼 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗥𝗮? 𝗡𝗼. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴.