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A Strangely Useful Christmas Carol

Stormthedog09857843

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Stormthedog09857843

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Follow Rabbit Man, an elderly young angry man who is visited by the ghost of his former business partner Chicken Guy and the spirits of Christmas WeekMan, Captain BackPack and SleepyMan.

Editor's note: Please help me, @ODSTForwardUntoDawn2 is forcing me to make this story and making me feel obligated. I haven't seen my Chocolate Milk in 1 week.All Rights Reserved

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A Strangely Useful Christmas Carol
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