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 knife pierces pickle's snakebites with a safety pin, not a good idea whatsoever, especially when the one getting pierced has the lowest pain tolerance in the world.All Rights Reserved

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Burnout - An Inanimate Insanity Fanfic by WORMPONY

**WARNING! STORY CONTAINS THEMES OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, AND GENERAL VIOLENCE** Balloon's finally welcomed into Hotel OJ. After months of convincing and praying, he's finally out of the rain and living with the hotel denizens. As the days pass, he slowly grows to recognize something: OJ's acting off. No one seems to notice it but him. He asks the others about it, but they just brush him aside. So it's up to Balloon to find and fix the problem! How will this story unfold?

𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓥𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝓘𝐒 𝓣𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 ! . by dear-grace

౨ৎ˚₊✩ ❪ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐗 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒! 𝐅𝐄𝐌. 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ❫ ─── ❝𝗜'𝗺 𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲... 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹.❞ Once again, you awaken in the body of the villainess-beautiful, powerful, and condemned to a fate you've suffered through far too many times. In every life, you've played the part: manipulating, scheming, only to be cast aside or ruined. But this time is different. This time, you're too tired to care. The court's drama can unfold without you. All you want is a quiet life away from it all. But when fate has written you into a role of tragedy, will it let you go so easily? Or will this be yet another life where escape is nothing more than a cruel dream?

Drarry Oneshots [Short] by Itz_crystalplayz_

Drarry short Oneshots containing fluff, smut or angst. I am not good at writing but I hope you all like them. Don't worry, I will keep warnings for delicate people! You are on the safest book ever published on Wattpad TvT This book is on a STOP now! I have run out of ideas, but if you have requests then please comment down and I will continue this book.

ʙʟᴏᴏᴅsʜᴇᴅ • ᴍ!ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ x ғ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ by iconocl4st

𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙. 𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘. 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙... 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘. ♪ ❤︎˚.࿐ྂ。 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗻𝗼, 𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂. ✦ 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀! #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰. #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸. #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁. #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆. #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸. #𝟮 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿. #𝟯 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝘆. #𝟭𝟬 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲. #𝟭𝟬 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲. [𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴! 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆, 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗲, 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗹 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲, 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲/𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺, 𝗲𝘁𝗰.]

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I have a lot of ideas in my brain but no wAy to put 'em on paper so I had a idea why not have other people use my ideas so basically that's what this book is for feel free to use any AU idea i put down on this just make sure to credit me ;) Also have send me a link if you do use them Feel free to comment! Please

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Visceral (DISCONTINUED) by DarkEmpress13

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