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𝘼 𝘾𝙀𝙊'𝙨 𝙊𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 by bussywateratkahoot

"𝘽𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮." "𝙊𝙠𝙖𝙮." __________꧁✩꧂__________ 𝘼 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝘾𝙀𝙊 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙢 __________꧁✩꧂__________

Drarry Oneshots [Short] by Itz_crystalplayz_

Drarry short Oneshots containing fluff, smut or angst. I am not good at writing but I hope you all like them. Don't worry, I will keep warnings for delicate people! You are on the safest book ever published on Wattpad TvT This book is on a STOP now! I have run out of ideas, but if you have requests then please comment down and I will continue this book.

𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓥𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝓘𝐒 𝓣𝐈�𝐑𝐄𝐃! by dear-grace

౨ৎ˚₊✩ ❪ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐗 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒! 𝐅𝐄𝐌. 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ❫ ─── ❝𝗜'𝗺 𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲... 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹.❞ Once again, you awaken in the body of the villainess-beautiful, powerful, and condemned to a fate you've suffered through far too many times. In every life, you've played the part: manipulating, scheming, only to be cast aside or ruined. But this time is different. This time, you're too tired to care. The court's drama can unfold without you. All you want is a quiet life away from it all. But when fate has written you into a role of tragedy, will it let you go so easily? Or will this be yet another life where escape is nothing more than a cruel dream?

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MHA One-Shots by DemigodEmery

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