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The Best Thing You've Ever Read... I Think

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UniquelyBreadSlice

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So, you're reading this right now. That is the best mistake you've ever made. Or it wasn't a mistake. That makes you awesome. So basically I'm going to put stuff in this book, and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! Or you won't, I understand... 

This is just a bunch of random stuff because I can. That's all. Have a wonderful life!
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