Spectral Scammers - multiple x reader [SOUTH PARK AU]

☆ - When Cartman comes up with yet another 'get rich quick' scheme, he forces his friends, and you, into starting a ghost hunting service. Armed with a mix of makeshift equipment, a questionable van and no actual skills, you begin taking jobs to "exorcise" haunted houses.

[WARNING. THIS BOOK CONTAINS.]

strong language (frequent use of profanity, insults and crude humor typical of South Park characters) - violence (occasional conflict with ghosts or dangerous situations) - horror elements (descriptions of ghosts, hauntings and supernatural events) - mature content (suggestive themes, romantic tension) - dark humor (offensive jokes and controversial subjects in line with South Park's tone)