SuckK MY FLRorida Europe

U idiot" said Britan
"No one will love u"
"Yes they will." Said America
"But why? We have tea?" said Britan
America pauses
"We have beer and eagles."
The whole world gasped AMerica was victorious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Democracy for all
"But wait" says England " i hv to tax you and stuff before you can escape from this dicatorship"
I sigh for I know I have to write a breakup letter
"SOmething cool
it will be called the Declaration of Independence."
"Imma also make a day where we drink beer and eat hamburgers and ride around in red white and blue underwear and have fireworks- JULY FOURTH!!!"
Suck it, Britan