In The Stars

If you had told the human, cold-hearted, war-hardened Colonel Miles Quaritch that his favourite Marine, Avatar Rider and friend, Jake Sully would betray him; turn tail and go full Na'vi, and that Jake's Wife Neytiri would be Quaritch's end. And on top of that, that he would come back as a Recombinant of himself, as blue as an Omatikayan Na'vi, and how after an attempt at getting back at Jake on order of himself, that he would follow the same path, fall in love with the forest and find love in a silver toned Mangkwan Na'vi named Syalìn.

Well, you might just get a pretty bullet put between those gorgeous eyes.
And, he would suffer cardiac arrest because he's too fucking old for this.

Unfortunately for him, this story is true.