JAOH: GLUTTONOUS

**(A Parody of "Just An Ordinary Henchman" by @UnknownFate25)**

Heroes and Villains.

Once upon a time, those were just job titles reserved for fairy tales and comic books.

Not anymore.

Thirty years ago, the world cracked open like an egg. Some people started waking up with abilities-supercharged quirks of biology dubbed the S-Genome by lab-coat types. No one knows where it came from. No one knows if it's a gift, a curse, or the universe's idea of a prank. But here's what does matter: power corrupts. Fast.

Cue the chaos.

Thankfully, the suits in charge had a plan: **The Heroes System™**. Glorified hall monitors with capes and sponsorship deals. But hey, it keeps the rabble in line.

Now, guess where I fit in this shiny, morally binary world? Hero? Villain?

Go on. Take a guess.

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2.
3!

Times up!

Answer? Neither.

I'm what you'd call a Vigilante-the uninvited guest at the hero-villain dinner party. (Too lazy to Google it? Fine: I break rules, bones, and occasionally buildings. You're welcome.)

Why not join the Hero Brigade? Let's just say my S-Genome isn't exactly... 'photogenic'. Imagine a power that makes puppies cry and heroes clutch their pearls. Yeah. That one.

Plus, I've got a goal-something a shiny Hero badge would only complicate.

Curious? Good. Stick around. The author's serving up a story with equal parts chaos, cackles, and collateral damage.

Oh and where's my manners

**Name's Tristan K. Meadows.**
**Alias: German Sparrow.**
**Occupation: Professional Problem™.**

Pleasure to make your acquaintance.