How-To: SPEAK AUSTRIAN - A TUTORIAL

Can you speak standard German but are completely overwhelmed if you speak to Austrain people with their dialects? Or do you want to learn German to move to Austria (or bavaria in Germany) one day and already know that the dialects are almost a completely different language?

Or are you an Austrian who can't speak dialect (or worse than you'd like to)?

Here's the solution!
I'll make a dictionary filled with Austrian dialect words, then the German translation and the English one. Furthermore I'll explain the grammar and how to use specific words.

As a side note: I'll write mostly about the language from the upper/lower Austrian region because it's my mother tongue.