"If you can get the town's slut to settle down with you by December, we'll each give you a hundred dollars." "Jesus, that's five hundred dollars in my pocket. And just in time for the new year." "Dude, if you can get him to settle down, I'll give you my fucking car!" "Alright. I'm in." -The one where Harry is the town's slut, and Zayn needs the money.