Don't Call Me Baby
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Last published Thu, Jan 2, 2025
Disillusioned with dating after a series of disastrous encounters, Hermione Granger decides to take matters into her own hands. Convinced that compatibility can be quantified, she crafts a unique personal ad - a lonely hearts notice accompanied by an intricate arithmancy equation designed to filter out the unsuitable. However, her plan for a perfectly rational match is thrown into chaos when her boss, George Weasley, forces her reluctant colleague, the brooding Severus Snape, to apply, penning responses as a fictional man named Victor Thorne.
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