The Chronicles of Me and Mr. Cat (as well as notable others)

An ongoing -

Miaow.
Yes Mr. Cat I know it should be 'The Chronicles of Mr. Cat and I' but I like it this way.

Miaow.

Why? Well because I like the sound of the 'M' in 'me' followed by the 'M' in 'Mr. Cat'.
Miaow.
Yes, I know it's grammatically incorrect. I don't care for you're tone Mr. Cat.
Miaow.
Fine. What would you have it as?
Miaow.
Ahah! I knew it! I knew the only reason you were making such a fuss about the grammar was because I put 'Me' before Mr. Cat. You only want it as 'The Chronicles of Mr. Cat and I' or, saving that, 'The Chronicles of Mr. Cat and Me' so you can have 'Mr. Cat' before 'Me'.
Miaow.
Don't take that tone with me Mr. Cat, you forget I'm the one typing.
Miaow.
Because I have opposable thumbs.
Miaow.
Enough Mr. Cat. Our Audience awaits us.
Miaow.

As I was saying. This is an an on going series of discussion that I hold with my cat, the ever so aptly named Mr. Cat here, deliberating the various problems of the world today, in cat terms of cou-

Mr. Cat! Get your claws out of my- Argh! Motherf-