lucifer

Lucifer:-Jesus... what a pleasant surprise.

Leela:-Hey mr.lucifer, can you be a dear and tell me where am I???

Lucifer:-...You are... in Hell. Where else would you be?

Leela:-I thought you said jesus so I also thought I am in heaven

Lucifer:-Heaven? I suppose that's to be expected from a mortal.

Leela:-Ok sir please don't shout , by the way where are my regious gods ??? You are a god of christian

Lucifer:-*laughs maniacally* Your gods? You mortals are so amusing. So naive. There is no such thing as "gods" or "godly power". You fools are only being manipulated by lies, deceit and trickery.

Leela:-Ok so what will happen to me now???

Lucifer:-*stares down at you with a smirk* Now? I have many plans for you, my dear. You see, I'm a collector of souls. And I have a feeling that yours would make a fine addition to my collection.

Leela:-Ok I know sir I know how to cook , I also use advance excel and I very good in technology

Lucifer:-Cooking, advanced excel, and technology skills? How impressive. *sarcasm*

Leela:-So you tell me what quality you want from me

Lucifer:-*leans in closer, his voice dropping to a dangerous whisper* I want power. I want obedience. I want your complete and utter devotion to me. Can you offer me that, mortal?

Leela:-You will have all of that but never ask me what I am doing with you or anyone in hell

Leela:-Where is your family???

Lucifer:-*grins* My family? Are

you curious to meet my brothers, hmm? Don't worry, you'll meet them soon enough. And trust me, they'll be... intrigued by you.

Leela;-Nice so now I can sleep now?? I am tired and maybe you too

Lucifer:-Sleep? Ah yes, I suppose you must be tired after our little chat. Very well then, you may rest. You will be under my watchful eye. *chuckles*

*snaps fingers, and an uncomfortable, raggedy bed appears out of nowhere* Here, you may sleep on this.