Whelvin
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Last published Fri, May 1, 2015
"Watch this", says Whelvin to his friend with the camera
He calls up his home-skillet and says "something came in the mail today".
His home-skillet says "what came in the mail today."
Whelvin replies with "Deez nuts! haha got em hahaha got em.
FIN.
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